Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Intermission
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Day 14: Paddle Boating In Retiro Park and Mexican Food
Kristin and I are going to Retiro Park today. We're going to rent a paddle boat on the pond and hang out in front of the huge monument thats hundreds of years old, because back home doing so at Bedford Boys Ranch and watching ducks just doesn't quite appeal. (That is if you could rent paddle boats on that pond. Not a bad idea for the City of Bedford to consider.)
Its pretty hot this day. Kristin and I are already sweating like dogs by the time we get to the pond. It costs four euros to rent a boat. Neither of us had done anything like this so it was equally exciting for the both of us. It went without saying that I was the one paddling us. I know my cousin all too well. She's above paddling.
It's nice on the water and much cooler. Watching the other paddle boats around us was mellow. It got entertaining when we saw a couple and the woman was paddling the boat while the man did the relaxing. I didn't mind paddling the boat. It was good exercise, plus I'm a gentleman. We spent about an hour or so on the water paddling around, taking pictures and relaxing.
Docking the boat was frustrating because the guy working the dock was trying to tell me to do something in Spanish. I sat there with a dumb founded look on my face. He finally leans down and takes the oar and puts it in the boat all the while getting sarcastic and frustrated with me. Kristin and I walk to Chueca because thats where her student lives.
We find a little restaurant not far from her students apartment. Maggie is meeting us here. We order some drinks and tapas. Kristin reads and I write. Maggie arrives and goes to the bar to order and discovers our server likes blonde girls…. a lot! He took every opportunity to talk to her each time he came to the table. Kristin and I are carried away with reading and writing. Maggie asks that we be more social because she has no time killer.
A few beers, some sandwiches and tapas later its time for both Kristin and Maggie to go meet their students. We walk Kristin to her lawyer students place. We got the chance to meet him. He was kind but very shy, of course I don't think he was expecting to meet us. I walk maggie to her class which isn't too far from Kristin's. I decide to go shopping while they teach. In July, Spain has sales, or "rebajas", everywhere. Everything is 50-70% off. I go to a really big department store, I don't know where the hell it is though. One thing I hate about shopping is when I have money to spend, I can't find anything. When I don't have money to spend, I find everything I want. In this case I find pretty much nothing. Although I did buy two shirts because I was getting tired of wearing the same shit.
Kristin, Maggie and I arrange to meet at the Sol metro after their classes finish. I'm on my way in the metro and Kristin runs into me getting on the same train. While waiting on Maggie in Sol, I go into the Sephora thats right next to the metro. My mission: to buy cologne. I haven't worn cologne in over two weeks and I'm going crazy because the arm straps on my day pack have absorbed so much sweat their starting to make my shirts smell every time I put it on. I originally brought a sample cologne with me from when I bought the cologne I use at home. Although when I bought the cologne at home the lady gave me a sample of the cologne I purchased and a sample of the women's version. Guess which one I brought with me to Europe!!??
I find a small bottle of Georgio Armani for thirty-five euros. The cashier hooked me up with some more samples. When I leave I double check the samples for any women's samples to make sure that situation doesn't ever present itself again. Maggie finally arrives at the meeting point. We're going to a Mexican food restaurant Kristin and I found after the thai food last night. One thing I miss is MEXICAN FOOD! It's no where here, so to find this restaurant was a sign from God! Inside the restaurant theres Mexican music playing, along the bottles of tequila behind the bar and a Mexican flag hanging from the ceiling. Last but not least…..a margarita machine! This was looking to be an outstanding meal…or so we thought.
Kristin and I order margaritas while Maggie goes the Mexican beer route. Smart move on her part. We get our margs and the first sip is like a punch to the face. It was tequila with an over powering amount of sugar. I can normally hold my own when it comes to the potency of an alcoholic beverage, but not this time. with every sip came a brand new awkward facial expression.
We order our food. I get the chicken fajitas, Kristin gets the vegetarian enchiladas and Maggie gets the the chicken enchiladas. Our food arrives and its not the most eye appealing food. I have about a tea spoon size amount of refried beans on my plate. Maggie and Kristin's looks like a skillet full of fried cheese. Some where underneath all that cheese lyes two corn tortillas. Now even though there were all these negative factors to our dinner, I do keep in mind were at a Mexican food restaurant in Spain, so expectations should be low or non existent. Keeping that in mind, I don't really say much about the food at dinner. Its food and its in my face. Kristin and Maggie on the other hand make a criticism with every bite.
Kristin can't finish her margarita, so I do. Maggie doesn't finish her enchiladas, so I do. Would you expect anything different from me? After polishing off the last of the alcohol and food, we pay our tab and bounce. But not before I motorboat the seniority skeleton statue outside the restaurant. My flight is early in the morning so we go home so I can pack and go to bed. Amsterdam, here I come.
Day 13: Officially A Couch Surfer And A Faceplant
Today I continue my efforts to book my flight to Amsterdam. I'm finally successful and am able to book a flight out Wednesday morning, the 13th of July. This is a bit of a change in my original game plan, considering I wanted to spend three days in Amsterdam and three days in Paris before heading to Germany. I really want to be in Paris for Bastille Day, which is Thursday the 14th. So my new game plan is to do Amsterdam for a day then head to Paris to catch the fire works, then Germany by the weekend.
My flight is actually booked to land in Eindhoven, Holland because thats the cheapest city I could get through the airline I used. I'll have to take a train into Amsterdam from there.
There isn't much on todays Agenda. I do some laundry and relax around the house. I accompany Kristin for a quick walk to the gas station so she can get some cigarettes and a diet coke. I buy a sandwich while at the gas station. When we get home I open the sandwich and it smells of some kind of ungodly odor. I put some mayo on it and try giving it a go. The first bite is immediately spit back out into the trash. I don't really want to know what the comparison is to describe how terrible that sandwich was.
So Allison and LeeAnn, the Fort Worth Nurses, introduced me to something called "Couch Surfing". Couch surfing is a non-profit organization for travelers. It's people all over the world opening their homes to people passing through for a few days and need a couch or spare bed to crash on. In order to couch surf you must create a couch surfing profile on their website. Once your profile is created you can start searching, pretty much, any city in the world to see who you can host you. You get to read and review who looks like they'd be a compatible host for you. You can also read the list of references on people profiles to see how well they hosted other surfers. When you request to surf someones couch they have the right of reviewing your profile and reading any references on your page to see if your a good surfer and have a respectable track record of being a good guest.
I spend a majority of the day making my couch surfing account. Bio, interests, past travels, philosophy on life and photos. I'm officially a couch surfer. My intentions are to couch surf in Paris in hopes that some one can show me a good place to watch the fire works and show me some good sights around the city. I find a couple of good candidates an keep my fingers crossed for a response.
I really like the whole idea of couch surfing. It adds so much more to your traveling experience getting to meet so many interesting people, learning about yourself and others like you. The all around philosophy about couch surfing is to "teach, share and learn". Teaching skills you may have or lessons you've learned through life. What ever you have to offer. Sharing stories and travel experiences, maybe getting an idea for your next destination. Learning from each person you meet. Everyone who crosses your path poses some kind of significance in your life. It also teaches you how to be a good house guest. Doing things for your host like cleaning , fixing something of theirs or blessing them with a nice gift. Everything adds to your experience. Of course it also saves you money! I came across the profile of a guy that did an entire world tour and couch surfed the whole way. That was more than fascinating and impressive. I'm excited to surf my first couch.
Kristin returns from teaching her lawyer student as dusk sets in. Her and I head into Sol to eat some thai food. The Thai restaurant she takes me to is really good. Only down side was no air conditioning. We have some good conversation over some pad thai. We go for a walk around Sol and end up enjoying a beer in the Plaza de Mayo. We underestimate the time and realize we have 30 minuets before the metro closes. We sprint to the nearest station. Kristin leads us onto the wrong train. So we have to back track a station at the next stop to hop on the correct train. I'm really surprised with how not good Kristin is at navigating the city after having been living in it for two months. But then again its not so different from when she moved to Fort Worth to go to school and was calling either my Dad or me about three times a day because of how often she got lost. Gotta love her!
Getting on our correct train we make it to our connecting station. We're running through the metro station to catch the number 4 line. I accidentally run to the wrong one. Kristin yells at me to turn around. Our train we have to catch is about to leave and we're running down the stairs. I make it to the bottom of the stairs and face plant in front of the train and a big group of people who just got off the train. I'm laughing hysterically and I didn't need to know Spanish to know what those people were saying about me. In a panic I get up and jump onto the train just as the doors close. Kristin and I are out of breath and laughing our asses off. We're homeward bound. Never a dull moment!!
Day 12: Down Time In Madrid
When I wake up I start looking for flights to Amsterdam. I find a Monday morning flight but for some reason it won't take my card online. I make a few more attempts that still result in failure.
Kristin, Maggie and I make plans to go to the park by the Egyptian temple. We gather our things and head into the city. We stop just before the park so I can get a kebab and we can get some beer. A kebab is sort of like a gyro back home except way better. We scope out a good spot to sit and people watch in the park. We're not far from the spot we were sitting in when dry hump of the week happened. We're all pretty much in relax mode. Kristin reads her iPad, I write and Maggie naps while we all listen to music.
Bernice joins us after a while. I give her my Rick Steves book because she wants something to read. Being that she's from France, she reads the section on France to see what American guide books have to say about her home land. She thinks its pretty ridiculous when she gets to the part that says you must go visit the Sephora store in Paris….I agree with her on how stupid it sounds to recommend going to a makeup store while in Paris, like there isn't anything else interesting enough to see.
A few hours of lounging in the park and the sun begins to make its fall over the horizon. We walk to a place called Museo de Jamon for a quick drink before heading home. Museo do Jamon is Spanish for Museum of ham……..so there was a lot of pig legs and different types of ham. Kind of a weird place to have some casual drinks, but entertaining none the less. Due to me getting in a 6M this morning and the girls having to be up early in the morning, we call it a night.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Day 11: Brad Pitt In Toledo, Spain
We sleep in as late as the day will let us. There fore we slept until about 10:30-11. We shower, get ready and are out the door. Kristin lets Allison and LeeAnn leave their bags at her house while we venture to Toledo. That way when we get back they can head off to their hostel. We hop on the metro to the "Atocha Renfe" suburban train station. The train to Toledo is about 35 minuets. At once we get some food. The girls haven't eatin since our food at the campsite yesterday in San Sebastian.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Day 10: Watching The Bull Run From The Stands
I wake up on the concrete floor of the charter bus parking garage. Myself and two Aussies are in a triangular form on the ground with our heads resting on one another's legs. The others are balled up near the wall. This was probably one of the most interesting places I've woken up. ( next to waking up in a water slide at the Butes Resort in Phoenix and then there was that one time I woke up naked in my closet.)
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Day 9 Part 2: Bernie and Jumanji Make Their Debut In Pamplona
A few hours of good sun and the clouds start to roll in. About this time people are beginning to get ready to go out in Pamplona. The night after the first bull run theres a huge party in the city of pamplona. My white shirt is stained and reeks of old sangria and champagne so I opt to not wear a shirt because I don't want to sacrifice any of my clothes. My white pants and red sash is the out fit chosen for the "Pamps" party.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Day 9 Part 1: Running With The Bulls
I'm woken up by flashlights and Lynzy yelling my name. I'm in a bit of a drunkin stooper and don't know where I am for a split second. Lynzy and I rush off to the bathroom and when I get back I have to quickly put my pants and shoes on, grab everything else and run to the bus partially dressed.
The thunderous sound of the stampeding bulls right behind me will never leave my memory banks. Next to sky diving, it was the biggest adrenaline rush of my life. I see an opening on the side and jump in it right as the bulls rush past me. I hop back in the streets and chase after the bulls, following them right into the arena. Jogging through the open gates, I look around and the stands are filled with people cheering and screaming. It was much like when Russell Crow first walked into the coliseum.
All the bull runners are scattered over the sand pitted arena. When the six main bulls enter the arena they are immediately herded into holding pins under the audience. Once all the runners have entered the arena they close the gates behind them and every ten minuets they release a ragingly pissed smaller bull into the runners. This goes on for about an hour. The first bull is released. I'm standing with Smash and Lisa, a beautiful blonde Australian in my campsite (aside the fact that she was Australian, it was a bit of a turn on that she ran with the bulls), by the wall near where the bulls are being released.
The bull bucks and charges everyone in its line of sight. Runners from all angles are comping up behind the bull to give it a good smack on the ass. When running up to the bulls, you are not to touch it on the tail or the horns. If you do you'll be greeted with a literal beat down by any locals nearest you. Women are not necessarily allowed to run with the bulls. It's looked down on now, but it's been a mans tradition since the dawn of its birth. There are women who run, Smash and Lisa for example, but they stick to a guy they know and stay out of harms way. All that said, there was one girl who ran up to the bull and slapped it in the ass. After her successful ass slapping, she turns around to encounter the angry fist of a Spaniard right in her face. She falls to the ground and is carried off by two fellow guy runners.
They bring out one of the big bulls to heard in the smaller one. The second they go back into the pin, people swarm the ground at the opening of the gates. Guys kneeled down in the fetal position in lines. Their reason for doing this is so that when the next bull gets released it will jump over them like a track hurdler. As much as I would have liked to do it, I don't know how well I'd handle a bull charging me head on while in the fetal position on the ground.
The black bulls were the most angered of the bulls released. Bucking and head butting people left and right. ONe of them starts charging my direction. The people around me and myself all jump on the wall, but yet he still seems to be headed for me. All I do is scream "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!" with Smash yelling at me, "STOP SCREAMING!!" Well what the hell else was I supposed to do? All of a sudden a slap to the ass and the bull's attention is turned else where before any damage can be done.
Finally the bulls stop coming, the gates open and the runners start filtering out to meet up with their friends who were watching in the stands. We meet up with the rest of the campers and hop on the bus back to San Sebastian. Unfortunately it was cloudy when we returned to the campsite so going to the beach was a no go. Most everyone began to nap.
My tent consisted of two sleeping mats, my luggage and the luggage (backpack) of someone else. I met my roommate once but haven't seen him since. It was a bit uncomfortable in my tent, as far as what I had to sleep with, but I've slept in worse. The sun comes out and it begins to heat up. I take my sleeping mat out side and catch some rays. Setting a trend, other follow my lead and join me in the sun.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Day 8: Sangaria Shower, A Bernie Down The Street and Beer Goggles
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Day 7: Train To San Sebastia
Yesterday I went to the train station by myself to get familiar with it and to buy my ticket to San Sebastian. Took me about three hours of waiting for my number to be called. Booking my train to San Sebastian went pretty well. Pretty impressed with myself and how much Spanish I've picked up. Unfortunately my direct to San Sebastian was full so they got me a connect train through Victoria.
Friday, July 8, 2011
Day 6: Dry Hump of The Week
Side Note: I've been camping in San Sebastian since Tuesday with no internet connection. I got back to Madrid today and will be catching up with my posts each day at a time like I been doing. Been righting in my journal everyday just gotta transcribe it all onto here. Going on a day trip to Toledo with some fellow Fort Worth back packing nurses. Then off to Amsterdam on Sunday. Stay tuned for my experience in Pamplona.........its going to be intense!
We awoke this morning with few being hung over and me still being drunk. We pretty much just veged for the first half of the day. Finally everyone got some energy together and we set out into the city. Pablo wanted to take me around to see some of the sights I hadn't seen yet. Maggie, Pablo, Kristin and I went to Plaza de Mayor. It was a huge open court yard filled with street performers and tourists. After walking through the courtyard Pablo took us to San Miguel market for tapas.
Here in Spain it's a big thing to go eat tapas and drink cervezas for the evening. The word tapas is more of a concept, or idea, by definition. Basically its eating appetizers over beer or sangria. This tapas market was like nothing I've experienced on a culinary level. The market is nothing but gourmet style treats. I was in stuff my face heaven!
After trying different types of appetizers, we left the market and walked to a street patio restaurant where we ordered more tapas and cervezas. Patatas ali-oli, patatas bravas, some spicy pork and calamari. How it works is you pretty much pick off of one anthers selection.
After stuffing ourselves senseless, we walked to the cathedral. The cathedral was breath taking. I'd only seen stuff like it on television or movies, but to see something like that in person was just mesmerizing. I was transfixed with every little detail. AFter a very long walk through the cathedral we walked through some gardens. there were fountains, upon fountains surrounded with monumental statues of biblical and historical representations. We walk to a park where there is an Egyptian temple built along time ago. Apparently Spain helped build a bridge for the Egyptians along time ago and in return they built this temple as a thank you.
The park that surrounds this temple is beautiful, with all kinds of different trees and full of all kinds of young people. Groups of friends, couples, individuals laughing, lounging, reading, playing music, drinking and eating, practicing different sports and crafts. We actually stumbled upon a L.A.R.P. session. L.A.R.P. stands for Live Action Role Play. Basically people get dressed up (lets use medieval times for an example) in a theme and battle against others with padded weapons. Kristin and I were both more that ecstatic about finding these people.
The spot we chose to sit and relax was full of entertainment and events. To our right we had a couple drinking wine, eating jamon (cured ham) sandwiches and playing the guitar. In front of us was an asshole Spaniard harassing some poor, simple elderly people minding their own business. So here in Spain, P.D.A. is on steroids and its completely apart of the daily norm. That leads me to the left of us where we have a couple, or more specifically a boy mounted on top of his girlfriend, awkwardly dry humping her every 30 seconds. Along comes a Chino selling cervezas. We buy a six pack, sit back and enjoy this juvenile act of public dry humping. Like junior high kids we cannot contain ourselves laughing at this awkward scene. It's so awkward in fact, I secretly set my camera up to record all the greatness that is their dry humping. Finally the Black Eyed Peas song comes to an end. We pack up our little picnic and make our way into the area of Madrid that could be considered time square. Pablo and Maggie split to go home and Kristin and I venture into Chueca for a few drinks, watch a concert and catch the metro home.
So my time here so far knows no words of description. Everything about this place is so refreshing, new and stimulating. Theres never a dull moment but yet everything and everyone is so laid back. This place is intoxicating and I haven't even experienced the other parts of the continent yet. The people watching here is also great. I could find a city street patio restaurant, which are a dime a dozen here, eat tapas and drink cervezas all day.
Monday, July 4, 2011
Day 5: The Australian In A Speedo
We begin to pregame at the house before heading out to the parade. I meet Pablo, Maggie's boyfriend, for the first time. He's a thirty year old Spanish engineer. Maggie introduces him to Kraft Mac and Cheese. He wasn't a fan....I don't blame him. I ask Pablo if he'd like to shot gun a beer with me and he warmly accepts my invitation. Surprisingly he already knew how to shotgun and then kicked my ass doing it.